How to Get Rid of Conduit for Good – Volume 2

Remove Conduit to Moscow!

Hello again, Mike here. I noticed Cindy did not write anything yet, which I think is a secret sign that I am winning her over and her defenses are starting to break. See, in that last post, I gave some very good reasons as to why we had to remove Conduit from our house. I even offered to send him on a wonderful vacation far away, at this point I am considering Alaska or Moscow. I think it is important for everyone, especially cats, to get out and see the world. This is one of the many reasons that I think we have to get rid of Conduit.

 

He just spends his time in his lazy boy chair, chugging down my beers like they were milk, and is not seeing the world. I am starting to worry that Conduit will lose his social skills if he does not leave soon, and that is why Conduit must go. I already have a great travel agent that can send him packing- I mean help Conduit to pack up any and all necessities that he will need for his adventure. I’ll make sure he has enough milk for the flight, but no beers, as he might get arrested going through airport security. I mean, if I saw that cat I would think he was suspicious. I am thinking Cindy is beginning to come around to my way of thinking, my more logical analytical and sound reasoning, and that is why she has not posted anything recently. Age-old logic and reason beat out sentimentality any day, right? I am sure Cindy will be back soon posting about how badly we have to get rid of Conduit, and then I can finally go back to hitting the gym without worry of Conduit losing his ability to meet other felines. Until next time, fellow cat-removal supporters!
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