Get rid of Conduit? I Don’t Think so.

Not getting rid of Conduit

Look at this sweet little thing!! (Conduit – 4 weeks old)

Mike is Going to get rid of Conduit soon…
but, Cindy is going with!

Besides having to stop Mike from trying to get rid of Conduit, I had a great Christmas and by the look of my husband’s waistline, his Christmas could not have been too shabby either. All those beers he is accusing Conduit of swigging? Strange how they go down Conduit’s throat and settle on Mike’s belly… Wish I could eat cake that appears on somebody else’s hips! Well, it is always like that in January, getting over the indulgence of the festive season – some things just don’t change. Unfortunately, our domestic situation hasn’t changed much either. Mike is still not convinced that we should not get rid of Conduit and the situation has reached boiling point over the holiday season…
He talks about Conduit doing a number on his psyche when it has now become obvious that Mike is the one with psyche-ological issues. He is getting sneakier by the second. I heard him on the phone TRYING to give the police a drunk cat tip when I picked up the other extension. Luckily the operator was sensible enough to tell Mike that wasting a law enforcement officer’s time is a felony. Of course, Mike quickly hung up. Besides being so silly as to try to get a cop to kid(cat)nap Conduit, Mike has spent his days lazing about, doing nothing but plotting, guzzling beer and being horrible to Conduit. It looks pretty much like this, and also this.

He is using Conduit as a scapegoat for the beer drinking while also trying to get rid of Conduit at every opportunity. Sure, he pretends to love Conduit but I know it’s not real. What Mike failed to mention in his blog is that he pretended to like Conduit enough over the holidays to take him to the park for a walk but then left him there! He said Conduit ran away, but I know he was the one doing the running away from Conduit, abandoning a defenseless cat in the freezing cold. Luckily, Conduit is fit as well as clever and was wearing his pink glitter onesie to keep him warm – he eventually made his way back home. The poor kitty cat had icicles hanging from his whiskers. I had to cuddle him and feed him warmed up cat milk and cookies on his La-Z-Boy for hours before he felt a bit better. Mike is obviously not interested in spending time with Conduit for real so I think I’m booking a vacation somewhere warm for just me and Conduit soon!

#Cindy_looking_forward_to_a_vacation

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